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Region: The Hope Federation
AI Companion: Ah, phonelines are down, the allies just bombed them.
Me: Don't worry. We'll use something against them. *picks up wooden model plane* Aaaahhh, let's use our YAF.
AI Companion: You mean our airforce?
Me: Yes, yes, that.
AI Companion: Right.... sir, you do realize we do not have anymore planes?
Me: Ah.....
*phone rings*
AI Companion: Hello, Royal Yugoslav Top Secret Bunker, just 5 minutes west of the parlament building. To who am I speaking?..... Ah, I see.
Me: Who was that?
AI Companion: A new ally wants to join the war.
Me: Great, now we can finally win thi- it's Luxenbourg, isn't it?
AI Companion: ..... Yes.
Me: For god's sake, I have enough trouble as it is!
AI Companion: Would you like to commence "Operation: Load Saved Game"?
Me: No! That would be cheating, and we're Slavic..... besides, we're playing on Ironman mode.
