by Max Barry

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Region: the South Pacific

Auphelia wrote:Well you're not the one supposed to get wet, silly!

Except with your blood.

*flogs you some more as random passerby purchase rotten fruits from her henchmen and throw them at you*

That's the spirit!

Ubi caritas et amor, Deus ibi est.
Congregavit nos in unum Christi amor.
Exultemus, et in ipso jucundemur.
Timeamus, et amemus Deum vivum.
Et ex corde diligamus nos sincero.

*the strobe lights turn on and the nuns begin to break dance and scream into their microphones*

UBI CARITAS ET AMOR, DEUS IBI EST!
ROCK!
SIMUL ERGO CUM in UNUM CONGREGAMUR:
ROCK!
NE NOS MENTE DIVIDAMUR CAVEAMUS!
ROCK!
CESSENT JURGIA MALIGNA, CESSENT LITES!
ROCK!
ET IN MEDIO NOSTRI SIT CHRISTUS DEUS!
ROCK! ROCK! ROOOOOOOOCK!

*the nuns head bang and dance around the stage*

*the music suddenly cuts and comes back, but softer, almost dreamy*

*the nuns sway back and forth*

Ubi caritas et amor, Deus ibi est.
Simul quoque cum beatis videamus,
Glorianter vultum tuum, Christe Deus.
Gaudium quod est immensum, atque probum:
Saecula per infinita saeculorum.
Amen.

*the nuns jump off of the stage to crowd surf*

Yes, that is what you tasted and smelled like.

Better than you, dirty foreigner.

TSP for TSPers!

Really, you’re going to be mean to the tourists?

The Solar System Scope, Auphelia, and Lily pad nation

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