by Max Barry

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Region: Official European Union

*some footage has been leaked onto youtube showing the council chambers having a massive party. imperial high command, all members of the council and the imperator himself partying over the news. The footage shows Augustus going to the speaker platform with a cup of ale in his hand*
Augustus: alright i got something to say.
*everyone is still partying*
Augustus: I SAID I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY! *slams his mug against the stand*
*everyone stops*
Augustus: Now we all know what we have to do after this party ends. We gotta go out there and say *in a mocking tone* Oh it was soo horrible how this man was killed. how he would *starts making a handjob motion* make the world such a better place while he was alive. *stops doing the gestrue* But right here right now. I say f*ck that demon and may he burn in inferno till the end of time! DEATH TO THE DEMON!
DEATH TO THE DEMON!
*Augsutus starts chugging the ale and falls back, but of few of his guards stop him from falling and hold him into the air as everyone starts chanting death to the demon while getting very drunk*

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