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Hikxx wrote:

You're one smol funny guy... Tell me more jokes if you may.

I was expecting a federation full of sh*tload of badasses and pillage-hungry m*rder machines but instead all I got was you cupcake c**k-clowns and a side order of f**k-nuggets!
I can tell at a glance at least 50% of your population are c**k-s*ckers and the other 50% are c**k-s*ckers who've never been told to believe in themselves!
I'm gonna shove my boot, so far, and fast, up your a**holes it'll trigger a geological event!
You all reek of poverty and animal abuse!
Every breath you take is a stunning endorsement of abortion! You s**t-stains are a collective masterpiece of failure!
You c**k-gobble and circle j*rk each other to exhaustion every night!
You signed up to get pounded by your robot overlords and probably cried like si***** when you realized they don't actually have d**ks!
Your sensitive pu**ies cried so many tears, you could float away on a river of douche-canoes!
You glitter-toed, c**k-wrangling,fairy-tinkle bag puff of f**k-nuggets are gonna get your collective an** cavities stretched so far apart you'll think you're getting double fisted by the colossal machine god Mekhane himself!
I will reorganize the failure that is all your lives! I WILL F**K-START YOUR SOUL!
I'll make you mong*loid rock-chompin' thunderc**ts scream harder than your mothers after her fourth failed coathainger abortion!
I'm gonna chop off your shriveled balls, put 'em where your eyes should be, put a sombrero on your head and BEAT YOU LIKE A PINATA!
Hell, i'll make you sh*t so many bricks you'll put the mexicans out of business.
But fear not, 'cause with my guidance, i WILL turn you c**k-monarchs into f**k masters of galactic destruction!!!