by Max Barry

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Region: The East Pacific

Brethren wrote:Okay, I'm gonna use Moss because he is the nicest goodboi ever and i'm love him.

Moss has been flying for a while, in search of nice beaches. The ones in his homeland are rocky, icy, generally uncomfortable, and the gosh darn seals always make him feel bad about eating them. The last warm, sandy beach he found had speciesist jerkfaces on it; so did the one before that, and the one before that. He's tired of that garbage. Maybe, since the people here are reportedly friendly to dragons, they'll let him play in the sand for a while.

So it is that a large, slightly chubby green dragon lands on one of the colonies' beaches.

The island of Arcadia is typically a nice place with nice people.
Typically.

The Duchy or Ram, located in the southwest of the Zofian Kingdom is nicer than most of the rest of the island on a normal day. The citizens are treated well, the land is fertile and the great winery on the coastline produces the finest wine on the island.
Unfortunately, there has not been a normal day since the Earth Mother's gift died out centuries ago.
The land grows crops poorly, too dried out to sustain them. With no local grapes to keep it running, the great winery has not produced wine in decades. And while the Duke of Ram is a kind man, he has not visited his domain for years, leaving an opportunity for pirates and raiders to run rampant against the ill equipped local militas.

Scenery though, does not change quickly, and the beaches where the dragon has landed is still one of the nicest locations on the island.

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