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Breaking News: Pie War Begins In Eldo due to racial slur aimed at Hannibal Ricco's Mother

Eldo is in middle of the biggest feud in history and it has lead to pies being thrown at each other due to racial slur in the streets. That slur is Applecrack. To some that word is racial implying to hate Odinburghian-Russian born individuals. That's not the only word because the other is Cherrycracker which implies hate for Odinburgh-Daxlamic worshipping peoples. This started with a racial slur from Hannibal Ricco's mother Tanya Ricco that lives in Eldo which is awaiting sentencing of her son but that is not the reason. The reason is that a faction of folk accused Tanya Ricco of being a Applecrack while in Eldo at the post office mailing a package and apple pies were being thrown at her immediately. She barricaded herself at the Winter Excalibur Hotel next door. A group of men didn't like what was happening and so they starting throwing cherry pies calling them Odinburgh Daxlamic hating folk for mistreating Tanya Ricco. It is still going on right now and the fight is expanding going on for blocks in the city. The police have blocked off streets which hope things will begin to cool down.