by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Post

Region: UnCivilized Gang

The arcadian empire

Campesinado wrote:With all kinds and regards, we request a clarification of the latest statement, as by the looks of which, The arcadian empire will be impossing economic sactions against our principality, claiming that we, have denounced the use of WMDs.

To clarify our latest statrment, Campesinado is NOT against Arcadia, and believes that it was justice which rained above Brasilistan.

Furthermore, we congratulate the impossing of sanctions against our sworn enemy, Arepandia, and the council has agreed to create new contracts with Arcadia, as Campesinado is interested in accessing to new aircraft, and develop nuclear plants, only for scientific research, nit for anything else, no.

As such, we ask The arcadian empire to acknowledge us as a friend and possible ally.

- Speaker of the High Council, Getulio Retulio

The Arcadian Empire would like to lodge an official apology towards the High Councils of Campesinado and their peoples, our script writer was too tired to notice this mistake and has been kindly sent on a resort with paid leave for the rest of the month.

As a sign of our good will, we shall grant a 20% discount for the first 200 fifth generation jets, and a further 10% discount for all further uranium imports from Arcadia to Campesinado, to encourage trade amongst our people.

We have sent deputy minister Wilfred Deladier along with our nation's best mining company, Urani.Co CEO Jacques Rose on a first class flight to your capital, who should be expected to arrive within the next day. We will agree upon a treaty in the capital, and should this deal pass, we would not mind exchanging nuclear secrets in Nouvelle Arcadie.

-Speaker of the House of Representatives, Emmanuel d'and l'Romandie

Arepandia and Children of rust

ContextReport