The Dominion of Hapalla and Seha is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, aversion to nipples, and restrictive gun laws. The cynical, devout population of 8.304 billion hapallasehans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, although Education, Law & Order, and Public Transport are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 45.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Hapalla and Sehan economy, worth 306 trillion saldas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,873 saldas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Discarded pennies litter the streets, the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life, and church and state are inseparable in their influence on education. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hapalla and Seha's national animal is the hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Hapalla and Seha is ranked 92,431^st in the world and 16^th in Western Atlantic for Most Corrupt Governments, with 15.84 kickbacks per hour.