The Free State of Wuwa is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Prime Minister Sophia Schmorell with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The cynical population of 11.738 billion Wuwans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, well-organized morass — prioritizes Healthcare, although Education, Environment, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kreisau. The average income tax rate is 79.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Wuwan economy, worth 651 trillion guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving and Soda Sales. Average income is 55,467 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Historic buildings are being demolished to allow for road-widening in the city centre, both criminals and civilians are DOA, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, and schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wuwa's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Soterism.

Wuwa is ranked 70,261^st in the world and 3^rd in Syria for Highest Food Quality, scoring 28.68 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.