The United Kingdom of Fellgaijah is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Brackets with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 15.65 billion Fellgaijahians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pajneos. The average income tax rate is 60.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fellgaijahian economy, worth a remarkable 1,975 trillion Terstols a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,255 Terstols, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The only issue that Brackets has is that there aren't enough issues (Fellgaijah has found 2 easter eggs), aspiring authors begrudgingly help proofread issue submissions (Fellgaijah has found 2 easter eggs), The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries, and asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fellgaijah's national animal is the Demyenmi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fellgaijah is ranked 32,622^nd in the world and 2^nd in Arda en Estel for Safest, scoring 108.05 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.