Population | 12.136 billion |
Capital | Syrinx |
Leader | Galactic AC |
Faith | Qualitative Analysis |
Currency | Micro SD Card |
Animal | Terminator |
The Rose-By-Another-Name Utopia of Machine Cultists is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Galactic AC with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, daily referendums, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 12.136 billion Replicants are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Syrinx. The average income tax rate is 74.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Replicant economy, worth a remarkable 2,680 trillion Micro SD Cards a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 220,847 Micro SD Cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down, reporters sent to cover suspected UFO visits come back with stories about quilting bees, the country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history, and one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber. Crime is totally unknown. Machine Cultists's national animal is the Terminator, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Qualitative Analysis.
Machine Cultists is ranked 290,867th in the world and 6th in Touhou Land for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -19.36 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Machine Cultists was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments, Most Scientifically Advanced, Most Developed, and Highest Food Quality and the Top 5% for Most Inclusive.
- : Following new legislation in Machine Cultists, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber.
- : Following new legislation in Machine Cultists, the country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history.
- : Following new legislation in Machine Cultists, reporters sent to cover suspected UFO visits come back with stories about quilting bees.
- : Following new legislation in Machine Cultists, strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down.
- : Following new legislation in Machine Cultists, business ambassadors offer bong tokes to foreign leaders.
- : Machine Cultists was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Machine Cultists, write-in candidate 'Galactic AC Sucks' is perennially popular.
- : Following new legislation in Machine Cultists, claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges.
- : Following new legislation in Machine Cultists, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.