The Republic of 90079 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.619 billion 90079ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 77.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient 90079ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,329 trillion rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 174,488 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's sophisticated talk of revolution within the ever-expanding mining colonies, everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, and golden statues of beavers line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 90079's national animal is the beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

90079 is ranked 263,786^th in the world and 35^th in Big Farma for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 41.35 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.