The Queen's State of Ellen Von is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed population of 28.529 billion Ellen Vonians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment is also considered important. The average income tax rate is 34.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Ellen Vonian economy, worth 689 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 24,177 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Surveillance cameras are banned, all tariffs have been abolished, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ellen Von's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ellen Von is ranked 199,519^th in the world and 7^th in Brasilia for Most Primitive, scoring -81.85 on the Scary Big Number Scale.