Population | 9.186 billion |
Capital | Mongo City |
Leader | King Norman Bongo |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | Mongoberry |
Animal | Bongo monkey |
The Danimal Factory of The Mongo Empire is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Norman Bongo with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.186 billion Mongo Empireans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mongo City. The average income tax rate is 93.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Mongo Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 1,710 trillion Mongoberries a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 186,238 Mongoberries, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.
A typical peasant's life cycle leads from birth to the gallows, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists, the government has put a kid glove on the invisible hand of the free market, and musicians are often arrested for saying "oh my God". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Mongo Empire's national animal is the Bongo monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.
The Mongo Empire is ranked 238,338th in the world and 1st in The Lancer Fan Club for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -6.69 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Mongo Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes, Most Scientifically Advanced, Most Patriotic, and Most Developed and the Top 10% for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : The Mongo Empire was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : The Mongo Empire voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration Against Slavery and its Violence".
- : The Mongo Empire voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Bycatch".
- : Following new legislation in The Mongo Empire, musicians are often arrested for saying "oh my God".
- : Following new legislation in The Mongo Empire, the government has put a kid glove on the invisible hand of the free market.
- : Following new legislation in The Mongo Empire, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists.
- : The Mongo Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : The Mongo Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
- : The Mongo Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output and Most Advanced Public Education.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.