The No longer in vacation mode of Kop Wert is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Doyle Akin with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 5.451 billion Kop Wertians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wert City. The average income tax rate is 80.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kop Wertian economy, worth 814 trillion Emerald Quaders a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 149,360 Emerald Quaders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The media seems excessively interested in what Doyle Akin is wearing this season, bad punctuation has come to a full stop, the legal system for the political class is completely separate from the one for normal citizens, and cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kop Wert's national animal is the cuttlefish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is The Church Of Birch.

Kop Wert is ranked 16,346^th in the world and 19^th in Cape of Good Hope for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 8,873.31 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.