The Morphogenetic Powerfield of Narconania is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Willy Pijp and Rob te Riele with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, smutty television, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 45.988 billion Narconanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goor city. The average income tax rate is 73.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Narconanian economy, worth an astonishing 12,317 trillion Viagra Pills a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 267,848 Viagra Pills, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings", welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got, new "Worker's Strike" laws set out who is allowed to strike a worker, and practically perfect royal toddlers tend to say "regrettably not at this juncture" rather than "no". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Narconania's national animal is the Spanish Fly, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The church of the Filadelfia Athletics.

Narconania is ranked 279,765^th in the world and 89^th in Capitalist Paradise for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -13.42 on the Clooney Contribution Index.