The Federal Republic of Coleurope is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The president of Coleurope with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 1.343 billion Coleuropeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Genebra. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.3%.

The very strong Coleuropean economy, worth 89.9 trillion Danburs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,939 Danburs, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Aides are afraid to ask if The president of Coleurope wants a cup of tea or coffee, the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play, Catholicism has been named as Coleurope's national religion, and eating kids as food has been enshrined in law. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Coleurope's national animal is the Pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Coleurope is ranked 101,888^th in the world and 5^th in Coloniam Solis for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,313.92 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.