The United Republic of Richomp is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Arlan Jhovetal with an even hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 15.921 billion Richompians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Whalani. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Richompian economy, worth a remarkable 2,994 trillion Dauiland dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 188,093 Dauiland dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, carefully-staged grief is displayed by Arlan Jhovetal after national disasters, and police are trained in using their steel-capped boots as a tool of law enforcement. Crime is totally unknown. Richomp's national animal is the Whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Richomp is ranked 7,632^nd in the world and 2^nd in Dauiland for Lowest Crime Rates, with 106.65 law-abiding acts per hour.