The Federal Union of Republic of Yucatan is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sara Rodríguez with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.986 billion Yucatecs love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mérida. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Yucatec economy, worth a remarkable 1,487 trillion Yucatec sols a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 186,214 Yucatec sols, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The people elect the Supreme Court justices directly, Republic of Yucatan's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time, and ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward. Crime is totally unknown. Republic of Yucatan's national animal is the quetzal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Republic of Yucatan is ranked 287,998^th in the world and 210^th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Most Primitive, scoring -531.71 on the Scary Big Number Scale.