The Eternal Hegemony of Republic of Callaxium is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Frederick Daothron with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, pith helmet sales, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 12.487 billion Callaxians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Deimos. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Callaxian economy, worth a remarkable 3,834 trillion Callaxes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 307,053 Callaxes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Lip-readers are often left perplexed by political rallies, the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector, even doll houses and dog kennels have to be able to withstand rigorous earthquake testing, and whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Republic of Callaxium's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Technocraticism.

Republic of Callaxium is ranked 279,497^th in the world and 129^th in Institute of Cellulose for Most Beautiful Environments, with 5.98 pounds of wildlife per square mile.