The Most Serene Republic of New Akrotiri is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Aléxandros Fílippoulos with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory vegetarianism, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate population of 7.217 billion Akrotirians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oia. The average income tax rate is 93.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Akrotirian economy, worth a remarkable 1,004 trillion drachmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 139,244 drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet, school football matches are usually five-a-side, nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds, and light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Akrotiri's national animal is the golden eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

New Akrotiri is ranked 284,988^th in the world and 10^th in Enadia for Most Primitive, scoring -436.66 on the Scary Big Number Scale.