The United Kingdom of Dahlio is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its enforced nudity and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 19.835 billion Dahlians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, pro-business government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.5%.

The very strong Dahlion economy, worth a remarkable 1,073 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is 54,103 Euros, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Euthanasia is legal, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, and education and welfare spending are on the rise. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Dahlio's national animal is the tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Dahlio is ranked 170,597^th in the world and 7^th in Eurasian Socialist Union for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 239.13 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.