The Disputed Territory of Free Port of Cristina is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Nova Maxima Korvini with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 14.922 billion Cristineses live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cristina. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Cristinese economy, worth a remarkable 5,904 trillion Digital Lindas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 395,688 Digital Lindas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

No one is quite sure what many government officials look like, fake revenge can be served either cold or hot, the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived, and the army is returning some law and order to the streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Free Port of Cristina's national animal is the crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cristinese Orthodox Church.

Free Port of Cristina is ranked 285^th in the world and 2^nd in Eurth for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 395,688.63 Standard Monetary Units.