The Wintony's Waifu of Kawaii Village is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kawaii-Chan with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, ubiquitous missile silos, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 17.53 billion Kawaii Villagers are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shoujo Central. The average income tax rate is 93.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kawaii economy, worth a remarkable 2,554 trillion Moe Points a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 145,730 Moe Points, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, and the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead. Crime is totally unknown. Kawaii Village's national animal is the kitten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is vintonyism.

Kawaii Village is ranked 31,422^nd in the world and 1^st in The Council of Noteworthy Nations for Most Corrupt Governments, with 69.11 kickbacks per hour.