The Holy Spanish State of Greater New Hispanyoan Empire is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by José García Lara with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, infamous sell-swords, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 10.821 billion Hispanyoans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oaxaca. The average income tax rate is 54.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Hispanyoan economy, worth 755 trillion Borenzoist pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 69,853 Borenzoist pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, and people who are too good at riffle shuffling get disappeared by the secret police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater New Hispanyoan Empire's national animal is the Golden eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Greater New Hispanyoan Empire is ranked 207,377^th in the world and 3^rd in The Grand Iron Order for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -4.27 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.