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Third Soviet Union wrote:I am only the most untrustworthy person in the world...

Anyways moving on...

Do you have any theories about Elijah himself?

I think he's a clone but then again in one of the dispatches you said he was alive by some tech so that's probably how he, his wife, and family are alive
But why didn't his parents try the tech?

Also, I think he was a American spy sent to cause chaos in Russia so they could have a puppet government but He end up backstabbing them

Third Soviet Union wrote:I am only the most untrustworthy person in the world...

Anyways moving on...

Do you have any theories about Elijah himself?

the New Dove released a paper about his shreksuality

Third Soviet Union wrote:I am only the most untrustworthy person in the world...

Anyways moving on...

Do you have any theories about Elijah himself?

And I think he somehow had connections to the Usa government

Third Soviet Union wrote:I am only the most untrustworthy person in the world...

Anyways moving on...

Do you have any theories about Elijah himself?

But I also believe that he ain't human

And I think he knows how to access other timelines

And he's gaster too

Xeosia later

Random Bwitter post from a Xeosia Laterian during the 15 centuries war.

Yo wtf The army is having another military parade for ol' disabled Grampa Joe. I got he's a veteran of the 1 century siege of Pigeonari but WTF.

Aztlan state

Xeosia later wrote:Random Bwitter post from a Xeosia Laterian during the 15 centuries war.

Yo wtf The army is having another military parade for ol' disabled Grampa Joe. I got he's a veteran of the 1 century siege of Pigeonari but WTF.

*confused Native Noises*

Xeosia later

Xeosia later wrote:Random Bwitter post from a Xeosia Laterian during the 15 centuries war.

Yo wtf The army is having another military parade for ol' disabled Grampa Joe. I got he's a veteran of the 1 century siege of Pigeonari but WTF.

"Now i'm supposed to write an article about these Xenos? the hell?"
-Nurjigit Erkinov

Xeosia later and Aztlan state

Aztlan state wrote:*confused Native Noises*

It's a 21st century Xeosia Laterian thing you wouldn't get it.

Aztlan state

Badjuristan wrote:"Now i'm supposed to write an article about these Xenos? the hell?"
-Nurjigit Erkinov

Don't worry. That post is 13 centuries old.

Aztlan state

Missouria wrote:i was, in fact i'm doing it rn

Transmission start
Augustus: We need to keep this a secret, we can not let the public know of this

Identity Hidden (for plot): Why can't we? It's not like they will ask questions.

Augustus: They will, they'll ask how you're alive.

Identity Hidden: Well, that'll be a problem.

Augustus: Of course it will. For now, stay in the bunker.

Identity Hidden: Fine, i'm gonna get bored though.

Augustus: I'll bring something later.
Transmission end

Transmission start

Augustus: Oh [static] they're coming!

Identity Hidden: Wait, What?!

Augustus: Yes, hurry hide!

A button is pressed, some mechanical noises are heard

Outside: Let us in!
Transmission end

Aztlan state

Xeosia later wrote:Don't worry. That post is 13 centuries old.

15 century war...
but it was 13 centuries old...
but the seige was only 1 century long...
what

Xeosia later and Aztlan state

Missouria wrote:Transmission start

Augustus: Oh [static] they're coming!

Identity Hidden: Wait, What?!

Augustus: Yes, hurry hide!

A button is pressed, some mechanical noises are heard

Outside: Let us in!
Transmission end

Hmmm
I see

Badjuristan wrote:15 century war...
but it was 13 centuries old...
but the seige was only 1 century long...
what

heheh. We have a looooooooooooooong history from TNP. It only gets more confusing.

Aztlan state

Hallo!

Aztlan state

Xeosia later wrote:heheh. We have a looooooooooooooong history from TNP. It only gets more confusing.

but thats not how time works

Xeosia later

Aztlan state wrote:I think he's a clone but then again in one of the dispatches you said he was alive by some tech so that's probably how he, his wife, and family are alive
But why didn't his parents try the tech?

Also, I think he was a American spy sent to cause chaos in Russia so they could have a puppet government but He end up backstabbing them

he didn't develop the technology to make himself immortal until after world War IV...

His parents passed away during the war Elijah was severely affected by it...

But he also had a war to fight so he sucked it up and stayed strong for the Soviet Union

Aztlan state wrote:But I also believe that he ain't human

And I think he knows how to access other timelines

And he's gaster too

The Premier has always been fascinated with anomalous entities and the paranormal...

He also is very interested in the multiverse...

This made him create blackwatch and division P...

Blackwatch destroys the most dangerous entities if they can...

Division P contains them and weaponizes them...

The premier has connections to gaster but he is a separate entity

Aztlan state wrote:And I think he somehow had connections to the Usa government

The Premier was a Russian citizen...

He was born in the Russian republic...

He was a very poor person and the Russian republic was economically weak and overall incompetent...

As a result his family was very poor...

And Elijah grew to hate the Russian government...

And then he began to blame the victors of world War III for Russia's suffering and his suffering...

So he joined the Russian army...

Then he climbed the ranks and showed that he was a competent military leader and rapidly became a top level General...

And then with his knowledge and using his charisma to convince the people to rise up against the failing system...

You get Elijahs Soviet Union

Recent News Article
Commander Augustus' private bunker has been found, citizens are attempting to open it

Aztlan state

Third Soviet Union wrote:he didn't develop the technology to make himself immortal until after world War IV...

His parents passed away during the war Elijah was severely affected by it...

But he also had a war to fight so he sucked it up and stayed strong for the Soviet UnionThe Premier has always been fascinated with anomalous entities and the paranormal...

He also is very interested in the multiverse...

This made him create blackwatch and division P...

Blackwatch destroys the most dangerous entities if they can...

Division P contains them and weaponizes them...

The premier has connections to gaster but he is a separate entityThe Premier was a Russian citizen...

He was born in the Russian republic...

He was a very poor person and the Russian republic was economically weak and overall incompetent...

As a result his family was very poor...

And Elijah grew to hate the Russian government...

And then he began to blame the victors of world War III for Russia's suffering and his suffering...

So he joined the Russian army...

Then he climbed the ranks and showed that he was a competent military leader and rapidly became a top level General...

And then with his knowledge and using his charisma to convince the people to rise up against the failing system...

You get Elijahs Soviet Union

Okay but One thing I'm theorizing bigly is that you know how Einstein fu*ked things up rigth?

Badjuristan wrote:but thats not how time works

You see, after two centuries of fighting between Pigeonstan and Xeosia Later Pigonari was being seiged, the siege took another century, in which at least a billion small to large scale battles took place along with another hundred dozen sieges of various cities and important locations, which would be under siege again by the side it just got taken from. Repeat for the next 11-12 centuries and that's the war in a nutshell.

Aztlan state wrote:Okay but One thing I'm theorizing bigly is that you know how Einstein fu*ked things up rigth?

Yes...

The Premier is already aware that two separate timelines exist...

One where Einstein didn't do crap and the Cold War continued historically...

And the other when Einstein created a time machine and killed Hitler which resulted in the first Soviet Union starting world War II instead

Aztlan state

Socialist States of Ludistan wrote:Hallo!

hello!

Missouria wrote:Recent News Article
Commander Augustus' private bunker has been found, citizens are attempting to open it

Missouria wrote:Transmission start

Augustus: Oh [static] they're coming!

Identity Hidden: Wait, What?!

Augustus: Yes, hurry hide!

A button is pressed, some mechanical noises are heard

Outside: Let us in!
Transmission end

bam

Third Soviet Union wrote:he didn't develop the technology to make himself immortal until after world War IV...

His parents passed away during the war Elijah was severely affected by it...

But he also had a war to fight so he sucked it up and stayed strong for the Soviet UnionThe Premier has always been fascinated with anomalous entities and the paranormal...

He also is very interested in the multiverse...

This made him create blackwatch and division P...

Blackwatch destroys the most dangerous entities if they can...

Division P contains them and weaponizes them...

The premier has connections to gaster but he is a separate entityThe Premier was a Russian citizen...

He was born in the Russian republic...

He was a very poor person and the Russian republic was economically weak and overall incompetent...

As a result his family was very poor...

And Elijah grew to hate the Russian government...

And then he began to blame the victors of world War III for Russia's suffering and his suffering...

So he joined the Russian army...

Then he climbed the ranks and showed that he was a competent military leader and rapidly became a top level General...

And then with his knowledge and using his charisma to convince the people to rise up against the failing system...

You get Elijahs Soviet Union

Such a beautiful story, leaves me in tears every time.

Third Soviet Union and Aztlan state

Socialist States of Ludistan wrote:Such a beautiful story, leaves me in tears every time.

Are you serious?

Missouria wrote:Recent News Article
Commander Augustus' private bunker has been found, citizens are attempting to open it

Article continuing
Police show up and make arrests

Aztlan state

Aztlan state wrote:hello!bam

the question is: who else is inside it?

Aztlan state

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