The Standard Model of Cantors Paradise is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Aleph Omega with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.267 billion Cantorians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital V. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cantorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,343 trillion omegabucks a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 162,487 omegabucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, and private digital records now come with a convenient "download" button. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cantors Paradise's national animal is the cardinal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Platonism.

Cantors Paradise is ranked 17,354^th in the world and 7^th in Gypsy Lands for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 7,672.71 on the Gilded Widget Scale.