The Glorious Empire of Moaab is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by His Imperial Majesty Emperor Ghaith with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5.048 billion Moabites have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dibon. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The powerhouse Moabite economy, worth 521 trillion Dinars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 103,280 Dinars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 338,699 per year while the poor average 23,636, a ratio of 14.3 to 1.

Grinning punters say that casino roulette is the greatest high that life has to offer, dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375, giant beards and handlebar moustaches are increasingly popular, and graffiti graces every city's streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Moaab's national animal is the Moabite Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Moaab is ranked 206,060^th in the world and 53^rd in The Free Nations Region for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -3.46 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.