The Doot of MLGDogeland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Gonk Droid with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, ubiquitous missile silos, and vat-grown people. The compassionate, cheerful population of 13.284 billion Doges are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dogeville. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Doge economy, worth a remarkable 5,182 trillion 2 Gold and 1 Horses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 390,111 2 Gold and 1 Horses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Doge tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, and Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MLGDogeland's national animal is the Shiba Inu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dogeisim.

MLGDogeland is ranked 390^th in the world and 2^nd in Institute of Cellulose for Lowest Crime Rates, with 210.98 law-abiding acts per hour.