The Paranoia of Dib is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its burgeoning Turtle population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 11.802 billion Dibians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.7%.

The strong Dibian economy, worth 373 trillion Alien Photos a year, is highly specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 31,627 Alien Photos, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed and voting is voluntary. Crime is moderate. Dib's national animal is the Turtle.

Dib is ranked 134,603^rd in the world and 2^nd in Irk for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,416.06 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.