The Lowest Crime Rates in Irk
World Census agents attempted to lure citizens into committing various crimes in order to test the reluctance of citizens to break the law.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Dictatorship of Tallest Purple | Libertarian Police State | “Weren't you banished to Foodcourtia?” | |
| 2. |  The Paranoia of Dib | New York Times Democracy | “Don't tell me you actually thought you'd win this!” | |
| 3. |  The Waffles of GIR- | Capitalizt | “I'm gonna sing the Doom Song now! Doom doom doom....” |
