The District of Salina McPherson is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by privy council chairman with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 40.403 billion Salinas live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.9%.

The powerhouse Salina McPhersonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,517 trillion Juno aurums a year, is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. Average income is 37,549 Juno aurums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 247,740 per year while the poor average 2,204, a ratio of 112 to 1.

Advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references, chrome-clad space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, and Quick Pink Fox is one of the most popular forenames in Salina McPherson. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Salina McPherson's national animal is the quick pink fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Salina McPherson is ranked 69,466^th in the world and 2^nd in Kansas for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 2,730.62 on the Gilded Widget Scale.