The Rad Brad Empire of Plasma is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Brad with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, public floggings, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.594 billion Plasmata are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Citadel. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Plasmas economy, worth a remarkable 2,161 trillion Pizza Partieses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 251,470 Pizza Partieses, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

Eckie-Ecola has declared that their soda poop is The Real Thing, running a hot dog stand is harder than achieving a doctorate, 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Plasmas Space Agency, and the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Plasma's national animal is the Nintendo 64, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Macarena.

Plasma is ranked 9,515^th in the world and 16^th in Karma for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,639.72 pounds of wildlife per square mile.