Population | 36.757 billion |
Capital | District City |
Leader | Liard |
Currency | aurum |
Animal | bovina |
The District of Soufriere Hills is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Liard with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 36.757 billion Soufriere Hillsians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.9%.
The thriving Soufriere Hillsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,731 trillion aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 47,107 aurums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 143,903 per year while the poor average 11,952, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.
The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, Soufriere Hills has designated District City as its capital city, Liard has just been declared ruler of Soufriere Hills in an international press conference, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is a problem. Soufriere Hills's national animal is the bovina, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.
Soufriere Hills is ranked 173,687th in the world and 2nd in Montserrat for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,017.88 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Soufriere Hills was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary, the Top 5% for Most Influential and Most Valuable International Artwork, and the Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements and Highest Economic Output.
- : Soufriere Hills agreed to construct embassies between Montserrat and Guinea Kiribati.
- : Soufriere Hills agreed to construct embassies between Montserrat and Soviet Spawn.
- : Soufriere Hills agreed to construct embassies between Montserrat and Anglosphere.
- : Soufriere Hills agreed to construct embassies between Montserrat and Modorra.
- : Soufriere Hills was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
- : Soufriere Hills agreed to construct embassies between Montserrat and Napoli.
- : Soufriere Hills was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
- : Soufriere Hills was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Soufriere Hills proposed constructing embassies between Montserrat and Quezon city.