The Scientific Empire of Boopkinville is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sam with an even hand, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 12.915 billion weeabooes are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coral city. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Boopkinvillean economy, worth a remarkable 1,894 trillion Gold coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 146,679 Gold coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Weeabooes incessantly needle their doctors for relief, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, theoretical science is only theoretical, and soldiers are equipped with multi-million Gold coin battlesuits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boopkinville's national animal is the Holstaur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Memeism.