The Rogue Nation of Oi Barbaroi is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 13.347 billion Oi Barbaroians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government is primarily concerned with Healthcare, although Education, Defense, and Environment are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. The average income tax rate is 65.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Oi Barbaroian economy, worth 500 trillion Ounceses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,491 Ounceses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas, Oi Barbaroi recently decided against having a capital city, even the most lowly council pen-pusher has the same political power as a senior minister, and prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oi Barbaroi's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Oi Barbaroi is ranked 143,442^nd in the world and 3^rd in Niamark for Most Primitive, scoring -50 on the Scary Big Number Scale.