The Old Days Left Behind of Federal Spanish States is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Pablo Rodríguez de Santamaría with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 11.133 billion Spanish Confeds are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Badajoz. The average income tax rate is 67.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Spanish Confed economy, worth a remarkable 1,330 trillion pesetas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 119,513 pesetas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps, politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia, and leakers release information by etching graffiti on bathroom stalls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Federal Spanish States's national animal is the gaviota, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is error 404 no national religion detected.

Federal Spanish States is ranked 19,361^st in the world and 1^st in The Church of Yesnt for Lowest Crime Rates, with 90.25 law-abiding acts per hour.