The Federal Union of Hansdeltania is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President Roman Pavlenko with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, complete lack of prisons, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 21.642 billion Hansdeltanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hansdelta. The average income tax rate is 81.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hansdeltanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,193 trillion hansdeltanoes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 193,779 hansdeltanoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise, local officials love to claim the protection of their Big Brother, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders, and there's nothing more rock-and-roll than absolute sobriety. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hansdeltania's national animal is the Hansdeltanian eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is secular humanism.

Hansdeltania is ranked 2,796^th in the world and 1^st in The Roleplaying Paradise for Lowest Crime Rates, with 132.69 law-abiding acts per hour.