The Oooolian Republic of Ooool is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Ooool with an even hand, and renowned for its digital currency, pith helmet sales, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, devout population of 23.759 billion Oooolians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ooool City. The average income tax rate is 53.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Oooolian economy, worth a remarkable 1,967 trillion Oooolian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 82,794 Oooolian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults, children seem to be getting better at lying these days, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, and pallbearers at military funerals dive for cover when they hear the three-volley salute. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ooool's national animal is the bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Oooolism.

Ooool is ranked 82,031^st in the world and 22^nd in One big Island for Safest, scoring 89.59 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.