Population | 18.528 billion |
Capital | Bikkelbil |
Leader | Fomgel Renlaar |
Currency | Waffian Bikkel |
Animal | Adélie penguin |
The Free Land of Waffia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Fomgel Renlaar with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, lack of airports, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.528 billion Waffians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bikkelbil. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Waffian economy, worth a remarkable 3,350 trillion Waffian Bikkels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 180,838 Waffian Bikkels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, and stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues. Crime is totally unknown. Waffia's national animal is the Adélie penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Waffia is ranked 282,919th in the world and 15th in Banaanvraag for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -12.2 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Waffia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in Waffia, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues.
- : Following new legislation in Waffia, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms.
- : Waffia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Sustainable Forest Management"".
- : Following new legislation in Waffia, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed.
- : Following new legislation in Waffia, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections.
- : Following new legislation in Waffia, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors.
- : Following new legislation in Waffia, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song.
- : Waffia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments, Most Advanced Public Education, Most Developed, Highest Food Quality, and Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Waffia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.