The District of Gamgetaec is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 25.488 billion Gamgetaecians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.6%.

The very strong Gamgetaecian economy, worth 786 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 30,858 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 209,800 per year while the poor average 1,658, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The government is avowedly atheist and voting is voluntary. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Gamgetaec's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gamgetaec is ranked 127,999^th in the world and 3^rd in Oslo for Most Primitive, scoring -40.62 on the Scary Big Number Scale.