The Queen's State of Rideau Park is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 24.172 billion Rideau Parkians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, although Industry is also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The very strong Rideau Parkian economy, worth a remarkable 1,103 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is 45,648 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 310,356 per year while the poor average 2,452, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, foreigners are treated with great suspicion, and all tariffs have been abolished. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Rideau Park's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Rideau Park is ranked 152,918^th in the world and 6^th in Oslo for Most Primitive, scoring -55.68 on the Scary Big Number Scale.