The Commonwealth of Central Siberian Republic is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Boris Pasternak with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, rampant corporate plagiarism, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.645 billion Central Siberian Republicians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Education, with Welfare, Social Policy, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tomsk. The average income tax rate is 32.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Central Siberian Republician economy, worth 153 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,140 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, it is quite common for bar patrons to discuss Wittgenstein over cordials and games of backgammon, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, and birth rates have hit an all-time low. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Central Siberian Republic's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Central Siberian Republic is ranked 58,825^th in the world and 5^th in Pacific Pact for Highest Food Quality, scoring 31.01 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.