The Republic of South Alaska is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.799 billion South Alaskans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Juneau. The average income tax rate is 32.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient South Alaskan economy, worth 190 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,035 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, and politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. South Alaska's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

South Alaska is ranked 270,039^th in the world and 10^th in Pacific Pact for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.7 kickbacks per hour.