Population | 19.961 billion |
Capital | Palais d'Entreprise |
Leader | Jasan |
Currency | Hug |
Animal | Koala |
The Kingdom of Hakketomat is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Jasan with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 19.961 billion Hakketomatians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Education and Defense are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Palais d'Entreprise. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Hakketomatian economy, worth a remarkable 5,795 trillion Hugs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 290,348 Hugs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,674,593 per year while the poor average 3,190, a ratio of 838 to 1.
Seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu', a popular artist is claiming that a raw steak with a dog turd on it is a portrait of Jasan, wanting a better life for your child is prohibited by a clause in the criminal code, and the daily weather forecast often predicts light showers of debris. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Hakketomat's national animal is the Koala, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Hakketomat is ranked 284,602nd in the world and 834th in 10000 Islands for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -16.73 on the Clooney Contribution Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Hakketomat was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates, Most Scientifically Advanced, Highest Economic Output, Highest Wealthy Incomes, and Most Avoided.
- : Hakketomat lodged a message on the 10000 Islands Regional Message Board.
- : Hakketomat lodged a message on the 10000 Islands Regional Message Board.
- : Hakketomat lodged a message on the 10000 Islands Regional Message Board.
- : Hakketomat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Hakketomat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
- : Hakketomat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Hakketomat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
- : Hakketomat was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Hakketomat altered its national flag.