The Subcontinental Union of FinRussland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Our Glorious LightBulb with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, humorless population of 12.965 billion FinRuskies have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hellpinky-Undergrad. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient FinRussian economy, worth a remarkable 1,990 trillion A*s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 153,559 A*s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita, and the FinRussian Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FinRussland's national animal is the Whelk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Black Market Erasure.

FinRussland is ranked 23,052^nd in the world and 7^th in Renegade Islands Alliance for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 8,077.56 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.