The Ancient Commonwealth of Kesi Xina Minzu is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Kesi Xina with an iron fist, and notable for its fear of technology, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 12.689 billion Kesi Xina Minzuans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Spirituality, with Defense and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Industry receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zhouhai. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.2%.

The strong Kesi Xina Minzuan economy, worth 599 trillion Houbis a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 47,232 Houbis, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Cars have been banned, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, board shorts have replaced board rooms, and people with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force. Kesi Xina Minzu's national animal is the Peafowl, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Laoriaism.

Kesi Xina Minzu is ranked 76,974^th in the world and 12^th in Sonindia for Most Patriotic, with 18.27 flags saluted per person per day.