The Republic of Bekhooneh is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and daily referendums. The quiet, industrious population of 6.723 billion Bekhoonehians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 25.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Bekhoonehian economy, worth 261 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,859 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients, a major religion has been named as Bekhooneh's national religion, Leader has just been declared ruler of Bekhooneh in an international press conference, and Bekhooneh has designated Bekhooneh City as its capital city. Crime is moderate. Bekhooneh's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Bekhooneh is ranked 110,852^nd in the world and 1,412^th in Artificial Solar System for Nicest Citizens, with 13 average smiles per day.