The Bar on the corner of every region Board

Matthuvan union wrote:

Crustaceans of any kind?

Sure, we have barnacles. Would you like them steamed or fried?

Brocklandia, Howard beale, and Matthuvan union

Matthuvan union

King crab cashier wrote:

Sure, we have barnacles. Would you like them steamed or fried?

BARNACLES?! I’d rather have some clams

Brocklandia and King crab cashier

King crab cashier

The Absolute Fascistic Monarchy of Ptolemaicia

Matthuvan union wrote:

BARNACLES?! I’d rather have some clams

Dastardly clams it is. Here is some BBQ, Sweet and Sour, Honey Mustard sauce. If that doesnt work, we have tar also.

Howard beale

King crab cashier wrote:

Dastardly clams it is. Here is some BBQ, Sweet and Sour, Honey Mustard sauce. If that doesnt work, we have tar also.

King Logan XIV charges in through a bar wall with sword in hand. Sparing the BBQ and throwing it in tin, "Are you mad sir" BBQ is the of Slavs. Said as he rides away in to another wall of the bar.

King crab cashier and Howard beale

King crab cashier

The Absolute Fascistic Monarchy of Ptolemaicia

Ptolemaicia wrote:

King Logan XIV charges in through a bar wall with sword in hand. Sparing the BBQ and throwing it in tin, "Are you mad sir" BBQ is the of Slavs. Said as he rides away in to another wall of the bar.

Sorry, I'll give out sauerkraut next time, unless that it is of the Slavs too.

Howard beale

Edited

King crab cashier wrote:

Sorry, I'll give out sauerkraut next time, unless that it is of the Slavs too.

King Logan charges back only this time crashing down from the ceiling, stabs the sauerkraut with sword and tastes it. "No commie(only fascist!!!, here as you were)" said as his horse breaks a hole into the floor.

King crab cashier and Howard beale

Matthuvan union wrote:

Clams suck.

Is that a bad thing? Friday night is coming!

Matthuvan union

Howard beale

King crab cashier wrote:

Dastardly clams it is. Here is some BBQ, Sweet and Sour, Honey Mustard sauce. If that doesnt work, we have tar also.

Hey, can you get me some wine and seafood?

Brocklandia wrote:

Is that a bad thing? Friday night is coming!

What do ya mean?

King crab cashier wrote:

Sorry, I'll give out sauerkraut next time, unless that it is of the Slavs too.

I don’t think it is.

King crab cashier wrote:

Sure, we have barnacles. Would you like them steamed or fried?

I’ll take some steamed barnacles!

King crab cashier

Howard beale

The Ancient and Ethereal Lady of Feoras

Zombie Penguins wrote:

None that I've heard. I think they were gone a few months last time.

*Notices A bush hasn't been watered for a long time. Gives it some water in hopes it doesn't die*

I can care for the Bush if you want. Also, I’m still waiting for a response from the head of hiring.

McClandia Doge 2 wrote:

Im hosting a nationstates competition. Things you need to do to participate in my challenge. 1. Create a puppet nation. 2. Telegram me your puppets username and your main nations username so I know who is in my challenge and I will let your puppet into my region. Region is called The Forest Olympics. I will let in 15 nations, not including me. Each day I will pick a world census category every day or maybe a couple times every day. The lowest 2 ranking participants will then battle using the challenge feature. The participant who loses the challenge will be kicked from the region and be eliminated from the competition. You may answer issues for your puppet region that you have created.

Nice.

Brocklandia wrote:

Or you could just order a beer. Since no one ever pays their bar tabs, the end result is pretty much the same.

Yeah well, I ain’t paying for tabs no more. Isolation had ended.
Now, how much do I owe the bar in cash? Considering I’ve been paying for tabs for the last 3 months or so, I imagine it’s a lot.

Anacin wrote:

SHHH

_{we got snitchces here}

The golden snitches live in the Jungle room I believe. If your worried, I’m sure people would be happy to use them as replacements for the robotic golden snitch thingies.

The angry badger god wrote:

I hope

Well none of us really care. It’s only the health inspectors you need to worry about and the last one who came in here died.

Ptolemaicia wrote:

Wait we can promot our religious teaching here

Well, hail the spaghetti monster.

Matthuvan union wrote:

Wait my bomb went off?

Your paying for the da- Oh wait, we have magic.

Brocklandia wrote:

Willingly? Or just until the statute of limitations runs out and the FBI gives up searching for you?

The FBI? Please, all of the Alphabet stew is hunting me down, everyone agency from the CIA and ICE to the IRS and the USPP. I’m surprised they haven’t found me yet. I currently have 300,00 warrants on my head. I’m committed more then a million crimes. I’ve done Murder, double murder, triple murder, Quadruple murder, mass murder, larceny, grand theft auto, trespassing, assassination, urinating in a public place, ETC ETC.

Beat that!

Matthuvan union wrote:

We should rob the bar...

I’m In!

Duncan the delivery doggo wrote:

woof! Duncan the doggo nudges a piece of paper towards TheOrc or someone else who is in charge of the bar The note says "Woof woof woof woof!" Which translates to "Hello I would like to deliver things for your nice bar and be a delivery doggo because my hooman once gave me a thingy to deliver and I liked it and delivered it and then I got a treat and it was yummy so I want to deliver food and drinks for peoples.

.... A talking dog. Not that surprising.

[iHoward gives the dog a prime steak from out of nowhere.[/i]

Brocklandia, Zombie Penguins, and Duncan the delivery doggo

The Impending Doom of Zombie Penguins

Brocklandia wrote:

Judicial appointment. Which sounds better than "a court-mandated punishment for crimes committed," right?

It does, but I think we both know I'd never get convicted of anything. I never leave evidence behind.

Kissinger-Monroe wrote:

Even worse. I'm staying in South Dakota. I wish I were back in Maryland. I just got my internet connection back today after going through hell with the phone company, so I might be a bit more active.

My friend lives there now. She cannot wait until she can leave, even if it's just for a short visit elsewhere, so you have my condolences.

Zombie Penguins wrote:

It might not seem like it, but the tap water is our deadliest drink. There's all sorts of chemicals in it. I'm not sure if it actually contains water.

Are we out of O'Water?

Brocklandia wrote:

Is this ... money? I don't think I've ever seen this before.

No wonder your counterfeits are terrible.

Zombie Penguins

The Impending Doom of Zombie Penguins

Howard beale wrote:

I can care for the Bush if you want. Also, I’m still waiting for a response from the head of hiring.

That be a great help. Zombies aren't really good at keeping things alive.

As for the hiring... be patient. Time is weird in the bar. You've been waiting for 6 months while the head of hiring has only had your application for 6 minutes. But if you're desperate for work, you can clean the bathroom. The janitor definitely isn't motivated enough to clean it, much less stop you.

Feoras, Brocklandia, Drunkndisorderly, and Howard beale

The Impending Doom of Zombie Penguins

Feoras wrote:

Are we out of O'Water?

We still have a case in the back. I didn't mention it cuz the customer wanted something deadly.

Feoras, Drunkndisorderly, and Howard beale

*A zombie grabs Veharon and takes them out back*

Drunkndisorderly and Howard beale

King crab cashier

The Absolute Fascistic Monarchy of Ptolemaicia

Howard beale wrote:

Hey, can you get me some wine and seafood?

What do ya mean?

I don’t think it is.

I’ll take some steamed barnacles!

fills glass of Chardonnay, Places a plate of steamed and fried Barnacles

Howard beale

Edited

King Logan XIV blasts his way in to the bar holding a rifle "Hail the cult of Ptolemaicia, we are accepting applicant our motto: you can't spell cultural with out cult. Nor say the words furries, were Kemetics not yiffs that's next week's agenda!!!"

Drunkndisorderly and Howard beale

Matthuvan union

Brocklandia wrote:

Is that a bad thing? Friday night is coming!

Very, very bad.

Howard beale

Feoras wrote:

It does, but I think we both know I'd never get convicted of anything. I never leave evidence behind.

"Evidence" is only part of the situation. You also have to worry about witnesses, and surveillance footage, and those people I bribed to disprove your alibi.

Feoras and Howard beale

Howard beale wrote:

All of the entities you mentioned (except maybe "USPP"--not sure who they are) are government agencies. That could account for their inefficiency in apprehending you.

Now, I have to ask. What's the dividing point between "double murder, triple murder, Quadruple murder" and "mass murder"? What's the dividing line when you're deciding whether to commit a multiple murder versus a mass murder? Or do mass murders only happen on Sundays in churches of certain denominations?

Feoras and Howard beale

Duncan the delivery doggo

Edited

Howard beale wrote:

.... A talking dog. Not that surprising.

[iHoward gives the dog a prime steak from out of nowhere.[/i]

*Woof woof!* Duncan pants happily and eats the steak *Woof woof!*

*Woof Baaaark bark woof! Woof woof bark!* The woofs and barks translates too, are there and deliveries for me a good doggo to make today? Duncan looks at Brocklandia with puppy dog eyes.

Brocklandia and Howard beale

The Republic of MarineBR8

Ptolemaicia wrote:

I ... Uhm, I had something for this, but no, I've decided I'd better let that one go. Yep--just let it go.

Duncan the delivery doggo wrote:

*Woof Baaaark bark woof! Woof woof bark!* The woofs and barks translates too, are there and deliveries for me a good doggo to make today? Duncan looks at Brocklandia with puppy dog eyes.

Let's see. Yep, we have a couple of to-go orders ready for delivery. Here's a chicken piccata platter for Janisport over in Agora ... A large jalapeno bison-burger for MarineBR8 over in 1000 Islands .... And a veggie plate for East berlin state down the block at Yipmens Donut Shop.

Feoras, Janisport, Howard beale, Matthuvan union, and 1 otherDuncan the delivery doggo

1000 Islands

Brocklandia wrote:

Let's see. Yep, we have a couple of to-go orders ready for delivery. Here's a chicken piccata platter for

Janisport over in Agora ... A large jalapeno bison-burger for

MarineBR8 over in 1000 Islands .... And a veggie plate for East berlin state down the block at Yipmens Donut Shop.

don't forget the fried onion rings this time

Feoras, Brocklandia, Howard beale, and Matthuvan union

Matthuvan union

MarineBR8 wrote:

don't forget the fried onion rings this time

picky

Feoras and Howard beale

Matthuvan union

Brocklandia wrote:

I ... Uhm, I had something for this, but no, I've decided I'd better let that one go. Yep--just let it go.

Can I have so fried cod (with lemon juice) with some chips and beer? thanks.

Anacin and Howard beale

Zombie Penguins wrote:

But if you're desperate for work, you can clean the bathroom. The janitor definitely isn't motivated enough to clean it, much less stop you.

On the other hand, the janitor's union (which I might be just now making up, but no one can prove doesn't exist) has plenty to say about under-qualified nonmembers engaging in restroom sanitation activities, after the last several candidates set themselves afire with the flamethrower we use to clean the toilets. And that plenty-to-say is this: "Have at it; the flamethrower is in the storeroom across the hall, and our YouTube channel needs the content."

Feoras and Zombie Penguins