The Federal Republic of Catlovenia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Leafpool with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate population of 7.176 billion Catlovenians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Catlovenia City. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Catlovenian economy, worth 930 trillion catlovenian dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 129,665 catlovenian dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All animals are equal but some are more equal than others, edutainment video games are taking Catlovenia's students to the next level, witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials, and films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Catlovenia's national animal is the Black-footed cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Catlovenia is ranked 5,013^th in the world and 276^th in Balder for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,726.18 on the Clooney Contribution Index.